Sorry I've Been Away So Long.....

.... no seriously I am sorry. I need to be on top of this blog like a fat chick on $3 all you can eat buffet. So football season has kicked off and I'm not feeling too good about it. Then again why would I if I'm a Miami Dolphins fan? I'm not too happy with Chad Pennington right now who taught this guy to fucking manage clock-time. Even in the most critical of times this guy fucking looses composure and does some of the worst play clock management I've ever seen. I feel with a better QB and a better Wide Receiver we could be a team to contend with in the AFC East. Until then we will suck like the other teams in our division like the Bills. Oh well. It's still early and who says we can't finish a season 14-2 from a 0-2 start? I guess you'll say realists would say that but I guess I'm a dreamer. Sorry Coach Tony that your QB makes you look like a shitty coach, even though you might be the best coach in Miami since Shula.

Sorry I've Been Away So Long....

.... I apologize about that, to whoever might read this. But this was due to me getting a Xbox 360 and a new computer.


So you may have recently found out I got an Xbox 360. I spent the first week and a half with the controller glued to my hand. I beat a few games, played hours of Hexic, and looked into doing some soft-modding and hard-modding. Soon though I will have to get an Wi-Fi card I guess to go play Xbox Live. Which sucks because Microsoft is charging around $100 for something that isn't worth more than $40-50. Bastards.

But if any of you care I beat Marvel Ultimate Alliance, The Darkness,and MK Vs. DC. Marvel Ultimate Alliance was a sweet action/adventure/rpg game and I am so excited for the sequel that's coming out soon. The Darkness was a really good FPS game which isn't my favorite gaming type but slowly is becoming one, after beating a few Call of Duty titles and BioSHOCK at a friend's house awhile back. My one complaint about this game though is the shooting system. It seems to be a little off and testy and at points in the game make it harder for you to bust some caps in some mafioso ass.
MK vs. DC, well where do I start? Well the game wasn't as shitty as people lay claim to. But it defiantly wasn't one of the better MK titles. Me I'm new to the comic book world and have recently started to read comic books again. I knew most of the DC characters, but was unimpressed mostly by the selection of "heros". I mean no Aquaman c'mon bruh. This was more or less a game that probably started as a joke in the MK offices when Marvel vs. Capcom came out years ago... Too bad there wasn't a MK vs Marvel game as we all know Marvel hands-down beats DC at least in characters.The only DC characters in this game I like were Batman, The Joker, and Superman. The Flash is okay I guess too. There were some cool new concepts in this game they didn't have in previous games. The new test your might mini-game is a total overhaul from the ones of past MK games. This game definatly isn't worth the $50 tag on it though. If you can get it used or discount online, I saw a few of these going for $25 and less.

Reelin' & Rockin'

So today is the day that I've been procrastinating....

dun dun dun...... SPRING CLEANING WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

First time in about a week and a half that i got to sleep in and not unexplainablely wake up at the ass crack of six am.

So now that we got that clear what I'll be doing all weekend. I wonder what kinda stuff I'll find in my room that I have no use for anymore any one want an original X-Box? So I'm thinking that maybe i can have a garage sale with some of the stuff I have laying around.

Today is definitely a Chuck Berry day. Right now I'm listening to his greatest hits album. If you don't have it I suggest you go out and pick it up. Screw CD's I'm sure you can find this album on vinyl, cheaply too. (Think Ebay maybe?)This is one of the best albums ever in the history of Rock n' Roll. This man is the man i feel directly responsible for starting Rock n' Roll, also in my eyes this man is fifty times the musician Elvis was.

What is going on in the world today?

people fighting shooting looting it's okay....


... this is the blog of all blogs....


... here you will find random rants and raves and reviews of various products......

.... my interests.... your mother.... and ZZ Top beards are the name of the game round here.

so you know i am an eclectic person with many different interests and what not.

so journey with me into the mind of a crazed anti-socialite.

well more postings later let's get back to basics of safe sex,
fuck around i'll snap like a weak latex,
i don't jam like a rasta mans techs,
if this were the 80's i'd be in your tape decks



oh shit lyrical hot lava, burning ya fuckin momma